I thought you said ‘irises’
I was sure I heard ‘irises’
so sure I wondered if they were new
a spring vegetable, a pop group, the latest global crisis?
I didn’t want to disappoint, so ...
I peeled all the buds and sautéed them in lemon oil
Poisonous you say? And the garden naked of purple spikes
Must get my eyes tested
Shame, they looked spectacular on the salad ...
think I’ll serve it anyway
A new Magpie! The image (which I am not clever enough to paste here) is beautiful. More Magpies, with images (no doubt) here.